10 Dirty Alani Recipes You Need To Try

Alani Nu energy drinks are famous for their sweet, fruity flavors. They give you energy without a lot of sugar. But sometimes you want something richer and creamier. That is where “dirty” Alani drinks come in.

A dirty Alani is made by adding milk, cream, protein powder, or other flavorful ingredients. It tastes like a dessert but still gives you energy. These 10 dirty Alani recipes are all easy to make. Most of them take only 5 minutes. Let us get mixing.

1. Dirty Alani Cosmic Stardust (Cotton Candy)

Cosmic Stardust tastes like cotton candy. This dirty version adds vanilla ice cream and whipped cream. It tastes like a cotton candy milkshake.

Prep time: 5 minutes | Cook time: None | Servings: 1

Ingredients:

• 1 can Alani Nu Cosmic Stardust (cotton candy flavor)
• 1/2 cup vanilla ice cream
• 1/4 cup milk
• Whipped cream
• Rainbow sprinkles
• Cotton candy (for garnish, optional)

Instructions:

1. In a blender, combine the Cosmic Stardust energy drink, vanilla ice cream, and milk.
2. Blend until smooth and frothy.
3. Pour into a tall glass.
4. Top with whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles.
5. Garnish with a small piece of cotton candy if desired.
6. Serve immediately.

2. Dirty Alani Breeze Berry (Blue Raspberry)

Breeze Berry tastes like blue raspberry. This dirty version adds coconut cream and fresh blueberries. It tastes like a tropical blueberry smoothie.

Prep time: 5 minutes | Cook time: None | Servings: 1

Ingredients:

• 1 can Alani Nu Breeze Berry (blue raspberry flavor)
• 1/4 cup coconut cream
• 1/2 cup frozen blueberries
• 1/4 cup plain Greek yogurt
• Ice
• Fresh blueberries for garnish

Instructions:

1. In a blender, combine the Breeze Berry energy drink, coconut cream, frozen blueberries, Greek yogurt, and a handful of ice.
2. Blend until smooth and creamy.
3. Pour into a tall glass.
4. Garnish with fresh blueberries.
5. Serve immediately.

3. Dirty Alani Mimosa (Orange)

Mimosa tastes like orange and citrus. This dirty version adds vanilla protein powder and cream. It tastes like an orange creamsicle.

Prep time: 5 minutes | Cook time: None | Servings: 1

Ingredients:

• 1 can Alani Nu Mimosa (orange citrus flavor)
• 1 scoop vanilla protein powder
• 1/4 cup heavy cream
• 1/2 cup ice
• Orange slice for garnish

Instructions:

1. In a blender, combine the Mimosa energy drink, vanilla protein powder, heavy cream, and ice.
2. Blend until smooth and frothy.
3. Pour into a tall glass.
4. Garnish with an orange slice.
5. Serve immediately.

4. Dirty Alani Hawaiian Shaved Ice (Tropical)

Hawaiian Shaved Ice tastes like a mix of tropical fruits. This dirty version adds pineapple juice and coconut milk. It tastes like a piña colada.

Prep time: 5 minutes | Cook time: None | Servings: 1

Ingredients:

• 1 can Alani Nu Hawaiian Shaved Ice (tropical fruit flavor)
• 1/4 cup coconut milk
• 1/4 cup pineapple juice
• 1/2 cup frozen pineapple chunks
• Ice
• Maraschino cherry for garnish

Instructions:

1. In a blender, combine the Hawaiian Shaved Ice energy drink, coconut milk, pineapple juice, frozen pineapple, and a handful of ice.
2. Blend until smooth.
3. Pour into a tall glass.
4. Garnish with a maraschino cherry.
5. Serve immediately.

5. Dirty Alani Tropsicle (Peach)

Tropsicle tastes like peach. This dirty version adds peach syrup and vanilla ice cream. It tastes like a peach milkshake.

Prep time: 5 minutes | Cook time: None | Servings: 1

Ingredients:

• 1 can Alani Nu Tropsicle (peach flavor)
• 1/2 cup vanilla ice cream
• 1 tablespoon peach syrup (or peach nectar)
• Whipped cream
• Peach slice for garnish

Instructions:

1. In a blender, combine the Tropsicle energy drink, vanilla ice cream, and peach syrup.
2. Blend until smooth and creamy.
3. Pour into a tall glass.
4. Top with whipped cream and a fresh peach slice.
5. Serve immediately.

6. Dirty Alani Cherry Slush (Cherry)

Cherry Slush tastes like sweet cherries. This dirty version adds chocolate syrup and chocolate protein powder. It tastes like a chocolate-covered cherry.

Prep time: 5 minutes | Cook time: None | Servings: 1

Ingredients:

• 1 can Alani Nu Cherry Slush (cherry flavor)
• 1 scoop chocolate protein powder
• 2 tablespoons chocolate syrup
• 1/4 cup milk
• Ice
• Whipped cream
• Chocolate shavings for garnish

Instructions:

1. In a blender, combine the Cherry Slush energy drink, chocolate protein powder, chocolate syrup, milk, and a handful of ice.
2. Blend until smooth.
3. Pour into a tall glass.
4. Top with whipped cream and chocolate shavings.
5. Serve immediately.

7. Dirty Alani Juicy Peach (Peach)

Juicy Peach is another peach flavor. This dirty version adds peach schnapps (for adults) and ginger ale. It is a boozy, fizzy, peach treat.

Prep time: 5 minutes | Cook time: None | Servings: 1

Ingredients:

• 1 can Alani Nu Juicy Peach (peach flavor)
• 1 ounce peach schnapps (optional, for adults)
• 1/4 cup ginger ale
• 1/4 cup ice
• Peach slice for garnish

Instructions:

1. In a tall glass, combine the Juicy Peach energy drink, peach schnapps (if using), ginger ale, and ice.
2. Stir gently to combine.
3. Garnish with a fresh peach slice.
4. Serve immediately.

8. Dirty Alani Watermelon Wave (Watermelon)

Watermelon Wave tastes like fresh watermelon. This dirty version adds lime juice and agave syrup. It tastes like a watermelon limeade.

Prep time: 5 minutes | Cook time: None | Servings: 1

Ingredients:

• 1 can Alani Nu Watermelon Wave (watermelon flavor)
• 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice
• 1 tablespoon agave syrup
• 1/4 cup watermelon chunks (fresh or frozen)
• Ice
• Lime wedge for garnish

Instructions:

1. In a blender, combine the Watermelon Wave energy drink, lime juice, agave syrup, watermelon chunks, and a handful of ice.
2. Blend until smooth.
3. Pour into a tall glass.
4. Garnish with a lime wedge.
5. Serve immediately.

9. Dirty Alani Witch’s Brew (Apple)

Witch’s Brew is a seasonal flavor that tastes like green apple. This dirty version adds caramel syrup and vanilla ice cream. It tastes like a caramel apple.

Prep time: 5 minutes | Cook time: None | Servings: 1

Ingredients:

• 1 can Alani Nu Witch’s Brew (green apple flavor)
• 1/2 cup vanilla ice cream
• 2 tablespoons caramel syrup
• Whipped cream
• Caramel drizzle

Instructions:

1. In a blender, combine the Witch’s Brew energy drink, vanilla ice cream, and caramel syrup.
2. Blend until smooth and creamy.
3. Pour into a tall glass.
4. Top with whipped cream and a drizzle of caramel syrup.
5. Serve immediately.

10. Dirty Alani Orange Kiss (Orange)

Orange Kiss tastes like orange and vanilla. This dirty version adds orange juice and vanilla bean paste. It tastes like a creamy orange dream.

Prep time: 5 minutes | Cook time: None | Servings: 1

Ingredients:

• 1 can Alani Nu Orange Kiss (orange vanilla flavor)
• 1/4 cup fresh orange juice
• 1/2 teaspoon vanilla bean paste (or vanilla extract)
• 1/4 cup vanilla ice cream
• Ice
• Orange slice for garnish

Instructions:

1. In a blender, combine the Orange Kiss energy drink, orange juice, vanilla bean paste, vanilla ice cream, and a handful of ice.
2. Blend until smooth and frothy.
3. Pour into a tall glass.
4. Garnish with an orange slice.
5. Serve immediately.

Tips for Making Dirty Alani Drinks

• Use chilled Alani Nu drinks for the best results.
• For a thicker, creamier drink, add more ice cream or frozen fruit.
• For a dairy-free option, use coconut milk, almond milk, or dairy-free ice cream.
• For a lower-sugar option, use sugar-free syrups and low-fat milk.
• Garnish with fresh fruit, whipped cream, or sprinkles for a fun presentation.
• These drinks are best enjoyed immediately. They do not store well.

Important Note

• Alani Nu energy drinks contain caffeine. Do not consume them late at night if you are sensitive to caffeine.
• The recipes with alcohol (peach schnapps) are for adults only. Drink responsibly.

Storage Tips

• These drinks are best made fresh and enjoyed immediately.
• Do not store blended energy drinks, as they will separate and lose their fizz.

Final Thoughts

Dirty Alani drinks are a fun way to enjoy your favorite energy drinks. They are creamy, indulgent, and delicious. With these 10 recipes, you can turn any Alani Nu flavor into a dessert-like treat. There are milkshakes, smoothies, and even a boozy option. Pick your favorite flavor, grab your blender, and start mixing. Enjoy.